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Man Demotivational Poster


DELUSION -


TAGS: anime redheads jaded iceman
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

Hinoron - December 6, 2015, 12:46 pm
Been a very long time, but I think that's Brock from Pokemon, Dan. Also... from her position, I kind of suspect she is attracted. No?
dandudeamiga - April 12, 2011, 11:19 pm
Nice! Just curious...which anime TV is this from?
kirayagami - October 13, 2010, 5:07 am
wow!yummmy!!!!!!


MANBEARPIG - Comes in WomanBearPig, too.


TAGS: ugly face smile manbearpig womanbearpig
Rating: 2.91/5

More motifakes by Eric D.

Deceivingly - August 29, 2011, 3:00 am
Im gonna set this as my desktop background!
beautiful - August 29, 2011, 12:58 am
Jay-Z when he was a kid!
beautiful - August 29, 2011, 12:58 am
no this is real! is actually J-Z when he was a kid!
beautiful - August 29, 2011, 12:57 am
no stupid bitch! this is Jay-Z wen he was a kid!
beautiful - August 29, 2011, 12:56 am
Jay-Z when he was a kid!
beautiful - August 29, 2011, 12:56 am
this is jay-Z when he was a kid!
krissie - March 31, 2009, 7:33 pm
What the hell.........? That's all I got....
Finch - December 19, 2008, 10:10 pm
Please god, tell me this is a photoshop
Anonymous - November 29, 2008, 9:54 am
its womanbearpig you dumbshit XD
Elwood - November 29, 2008, 9:54 am
I don't care what it is, as long as it doesn't attempt to marry into my family.
tony - October 29, 2008, 2:39 am
w....t....f is that!?!
BANJAXED - August 13, 2008, 1:01 pm
LMFAO @ manbearpig
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 12, 2008, 3:08 pm
Ahh, RRCCmom, you have a light feminine touch this place often lacks.
RRCCmom - August 12, 2008, 1:15 pm
I can't believe she matched those earrings with that necklace.
Redfield - July 6, 2008, 10:01 pm
....i think i just threw up in my mouth a little bit.


KRYPTONITE - Redheads are mine


TAGS: redhead woman girl hot babe
Rating: 3.92/5

More motifakes by Little Johnny

Pushkin - March 28, 2016, 10:59 am
They're my Kryptonite too.
guyisthename - August 20, 2011, 2:55 pm
this readhead is a very netural one , 4 stars
faulty switch - August 6, 2009, 3:25 am
my power of hip thrust still remains.
Titus Pullo - June 22, 2009, 7:45 pm
A pretty girl can turn me into a non-speaking cretin, but a pretty redhead pretty much shuts down all higher functions like coherent speech and drool control.
OMG HOT - May 27, 2009, 6:28 pm
that is Heather Carolin......google her and you tell me hot or not!!!!!!
OMG HOT - May 27, 2009, 6:28 pm
that is Heather Carolin......google her and you tell me hot or not!!!!!!
Cubbybear - March 23, 2009, 10:15 pm
If she has the freckles ...I'm saying hot
Hector - March 23, 2009, 10:12 pm
Redheads are like red kryptonite. They take away all my super powers except the power to go SPROING! We really should defer to Cubbybear on this one. Cubby, hot or not?
Big Daddy - November 16, 2008, 12:54 pm
What theres one right fucking there^
brock0lee - October 14, 2008, 8:44 pm
too bad you can never find a hot one, not even a pic of one, not even on the internet


THE CAKE IS NOT A LIE - If I'm wrong, may God strike me dead.


TAGS: light yagami misa amane l death note adult swim anime manga otaku cake
Rating: 3.93/5

More motifakes by jalford

sasunaru4lyf - July 26, 2011, 1:43 pm
lol, this is sooo funny cause it just proves that the cake IS a lie XD
Bartimaeus - November 9, 2009, 8:09 pm
This is horribly hilarious. 5 morbid shinigami lions lol


THAT WORD - I do not think it means what you think it means


TAGS: inigo montoya word think means princess bride mandy patinkin
Rating: 3.28/5

More motifakes by DScottHewitt

Claire - December 13, 2009, 6:24 pm
I always make good points lol. I thought I had confused Inigo's lines or something.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 13, 2009, 6:01 pm
Claire makes a good point.
Claire - December 13, 2009, 5:53 pm
OHHH inconceivable. Then you shoulda had a picture of the other guy. Don't confuse me like that.
GreyScorpion - December 13, 2009, 5:29 pm
You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 13, 2009, 5:20 pm
Damn you GS!...You killed my father! Prepare to die!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 13, 2009, 5:20 pm
Inconceivable!
GreyScorpion - December 13, 2009, 5:20 pm
Inconceivable
Claire - December 13, 2009, 5:16 pm
What word? Inigo Montoya?


A TRUE WOMAN - She rightfully defends her territory... the kitchen. Now...stop playing around and make me a sammich!


TAGS: real woman warrior kitchen sammich tits
Rating: 4.12/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

Azzameen85 - July 22, 2011, 7:27 am
Reminds me of my ex... I was never allowed in the kitchen and she was a great cook.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 21, 2010, 2:45 pm
See?
BennyChick - April 5, 2010, 6:42 pm
True...True
Cubbybear - April 2, 2010, 11:02 pm
Aggy knows his utensils
agdaniele - April 2, 2010, 8:51 pm
A quick lesson in defensive posturing.... the grill is clearly a coooling rack, which a woman (baker) should know. Secondly, if it was seen as a grill, it'd draw the man closer in, and by the time he was within reach, blammo! cheese grater hand job!
agdaniele - April 2, 2010, 8:49 pm
Barbecue me a sammich!
BennyChick - April 2, 2010, 8:47 pm
why does she have something for a grill as a shield? GRILLS ARE FOR MEN!!!


SUPER RETARD - Because sometimes just being a regular Retard isn't enough.


TAGS: retard superman bjorn soolsma realtor remax results
Rating: 2/5

More motifakes by Xopster

THEBRAT - June 24, 2011, 10:47 am
There are so much pics to chose from, this one, would not have been any choice of mine...
agdaniele - December 2, 2009, 3:04 am
Mods are flexible in approvals... as we know that our sense of humor doesn't match everyone else's. As you look through posters here, you'll realize that we allow a wide spectrum... as, awful or offensive to one may be funny to another.
agdaniele - December 2, 2009, 3:02 am
submissions
Xopster - December 2, 2009, 3:01 am
Well my point is, if this is beyond the taste of this forum why was it approved? Seems approval of submitions is pretty much subjective based on the tastes of the Mod
agdaniele - December 2, 2009, 2:52 am
So the moderators are to blame?
Xopster - December 2, 2009, 2:48 am
Im not the moderator that approved this shit.
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 9:29 pm
The others,(GS and Aggie) Make some good points also. The bowl cut poster is a little simple for my taste, As are your other posters. One is a tunnel, you might wanna watch that.
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 9:24 pm
I was actuall commenting on your comment and your use of a poster to attack a real world person who we don't know. We don't know Debbie Stevens. She doesn't exist to us.
agdaniele - December 1, 2009, 9:19 pm
Now, had you put this title and caption under your avatar, I'd have given it a 5L.
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 8:24 pm
on the contrary, it Motivated me enough to comment.
Xopster - December 1, 2009, 8:20 pm
Do you feel demotivated? yes!? SUCCESS!!!
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 8:17 pm
Handicapped/challenged, what ever you want to call the disability is cool. they live and deal with it the every day best they can. Making fun of them at their expense isn't cool. It's bullying, and if you didn't know that, that makes you, the disabled one
Xopster - December 1, 2009, 7:46 pm
Cool is all in the eye of the beholder. check ou tmy cool bowl cut!
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 6:56 pm
Dude.....not cool.
Xopster - December 1, 2009, 6:51 pm
ha hah retards are funny just ask Debbie Stevens at Remax Results Realtor


BACON ROSES - I don't know about you but I think these are romantic and tasty all in one


TAGS: bacon roses romantic tasty
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - June 25, 2011, 6:41 pm
Mmmmm baaacccon...
Verdeckt - June 25, 2011, 6:35 am
This may just be the ONLY time it's okay for men to receive flowers.. 5 feminine sides


HOW TO DRAW AN OWL -


TAGS: tips from uncle airman
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by Airman

Reality Lord - December 30, 2010, 4:49 pm

lolz
crankyhead - December 30, 2010, 2:18 pm
LOL!
LiquidSquid - December 30, 2010, 11:20 am
Exactly.
Reycolons619 - December 30, 2010, 9:18 am
This is very helpful thx a lot :P 5L
Ed-Hyde - December 30, 2010, 7:08 am
OMG, I might finally get into art school! 5 matchbook covers.
DrFlummis - December 30, 2010, 7:04 am
Win.
Dairmid - December 30, 2010, 3:08 am
LOL Too funny.
NoBodyZ - December 29, 2010, 7:46 pm
lol


CAUSE WHEN YOU'RE BATMAN - It doesn't matter "who's there".


TAGS: batman dark knight
Rating: 3.49/5

More motifakes by daydark

Sho - January 7, 2011, 4:14 pm
LMAO
agdaniele - May 20, 2010, 9:01 am
I see.
DreMagnum - October 12, 2009, 7:20 pm
um its spelled pwn3d
aesop's folly - October 12, 2009, 7:15 pm
i thought the word: pwned
Woody - June 17, 2009, 11:50 pm
classic..... they should put this in the hall of fame.
Erecrottod - April 29, 2009, 2:56 am
Didn't get it :-
Grizz - April 8, 2009, 3:33 pm
Now THATS a motifake... NICE ;D
Khatmonsuk - December 28, 2008, 12:33 pm
Just brilliant ;D.
Kung-Fu Devil - October 27, 2008, 9:47 am
This is my favourite one of all time. It's almost as if the faces are made for this motifake.
john doe - October 27, 2008, 6:06 am
wtf?????....wtf is this....wtf did i just read....yesh,to much thinking...hurting my brain.
Roamer - October 26, 2008, 3:58 pm
I'm not sure if Batman's being extremely stupid or extremely cunning. I'm left in a conundrum; kudos.


GUITAR MAN - Zappa, Harrison, Slash, Hendrix Richards, Page, Vaughn your turn


TAGS: guitar man
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by Airman

Lucifer73 - December 8, 2012, 7:52 pm
24. Santana 25. ? 26. Malmsteen 27. Cobain 28. John Fogerty ? 29. Jerry Garcia 30. ? 31. Bo Diddley 32. Jeff Beck 33. Morello 34. Brian Setzer 35. ?
Lucifer73 - December 8, 2012, 7:49 pm
8. Clapton 9. Mark Knopfler (Dire Straights) 10. Brian May (Queen) 11. Ramone 12. Jack White 13. Edge 14. Chuck Berry 15. Angus Young 16. Townshend 17. Iommi 18. Van Halen 19. ? 20. Frehley 21. Ritchie Blackmore 22. Duane Allman 23. Kirk Hammett ...tbc
ughomer - September 10, 2012, 6:55 pm
cheat sheet at http://www.rollingstone.com/music/lists/100-greatest-guitarists-20111123
ughomer - September 9, 2012, 8:24 am
14. Joe Walsh 15. Huey Lewis 16. Ace Frehley (KISS)
skateinferno - September 8, 2012, 7:09 pm
i also see the guitarist from kiss.im bad with band member names.
skateinferno - September 8, 2012, 7:07 pm
whos the dude from ac dc?eh screw it hes on there.
mariand - September 8, 2012, 12:47 pm
4.Jimi Hendrix
mariand - September 8, 2012, 12:44 pm
3.SLASH
crankyhead - September 8, 2012, 12:23 pm
32. Jeff Beck.
Ozbad - September 8, 2012, 11:38 am
I don't see bucket head on there .. could be space before 1. for god
GaryO - September 8, 2012, 11:36 am
14.Chuck Berry?
GaryO - September 8, 2012, 11:31 am
Dang, a rush of memories from this poster….anybody see ‘It might get Loud’?
crankyhead - September 8, 2012, 11:27 am
17. Tony Iommi, 18. Eddie Van Halen, 22. Duane Allman, 29. Jerry Garcia, 33. Tom Morello.
rerun - September 8, 2012, 11:08 am

31. Bo
gas - September 8, 2012, 9:03 am
16 pete townshend
gas - September 8, 2012, 6:48 am
24 santana?
caveman - September 7, 2012, 9:08 pm
9. Mark Knopfler, 10. Brian may, , 11.Johnny Ramone,12. Jack White 13. The Edge, 15. Angus Young 20. Ace Frehley, 23. Kirk Hammett, 27. Kurt Cobain...and that's all we have for now
GaryO - September 7, 2012, 8:21 pm
Dang, tiny faces….Clapton?


CRITICAL HIT -


TAGS: critical hit steve irwin crocodile hunter manta ray
Rating: 3.56/5

More motifakes by Hunkybuck

Cheeseman - June 7, 2009, 7:13 pm
I'm australian and i agree. Hilarious!
Mr. Shiny - March 29, 2009, 5:18 pm
omg this is funny


IRON MAN IS A SUPERHERO - Iron Woman is a command


TAGS: iron woman command
Rating: 3.96/5

More motifakes by MalicE

MalicE - May 28, 2010, 3:50 am
:)
Faceplant31 - May 27, 2010, 10:33 am
ROR! Now this is pretty damn funny! Good one MalicE


YOUR MAN CARD -


TAGS: earned not given man card
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by Airman

nicholsjoshua15 - February 7, 2013, 9:30 pm
While I was at work; two neighborhood thugs tried to hassle my mother for money. When I came home she tolled me what the had done. I got my gun and tolled them where to get off and what would happen if the didn't. The never bothered her. Man points +100.
Vampyro - July 22, 2011, 6:39 am
I am going to print that and cut out the card 5L
Airman - July 6, 2011, 11:01 am
you're right Derek.. 6 is about it. I posted it because I thought the list was pretty dumb, and I meant to make a comment about that, but I ended up forgetting about it. Bomb away 440.. that list deserves it.. except, I did always want to be a. lumberjack
rubys - July 5, 2011, 11:15 pm
This an amazing blog post dude. You made some good points there. Thank you so much for sharing it. Kudos! I also wanna share this christmas lights article that we have.
Derek - July 5, 2011, 10:02 pm
Ugh, 6/15 maybe. Any "15/15" men left out there? Anywhere?
440wakeup - July 5, 2011, 10:00 pm
I'm not gonns bomb this but these make you a hill-billy not a man. where is quote godfellas at the appropriate time. When I was 15 I bet 2janitors I could carry a refrigerator up 3 flights of stares faster than the two of them could carry one fdridge up


RED WINGS - Let your inner vampire out!


TAGS: blood men man real funny period
Rating: 3.48/5

More motifakes by WTFO

Krissie - May 17, 2010, 11:46 pm
Oh...vomit!
WTFO - January 2, 2009, 11:11 pm
Thank you, Seb. I agree with both your posts.
Seb - December 22, 2008, 8:17 am
But funny.
Seb - December 22, 2008, 8:17 am
Disgusting.
gIRL - October 10, 2008, 7:56 am
Jeez, even girls think it's disgusting. Seriously, barf.
Hm. - August 21, 2008, 2:04 am
A friend of mine told me he earned his red wings. My response was "Yeah, but you lost my respect."


COCK MAN - The Newest Superhero On The Block I'd rather not say what his power is... Just don't touch him...


TAGS: cock man superhero
Rating: 3.35/5

More motifakes by Grim [email protected]

ICEMAN - December 16, 2009, 9:11 pm
"Just don't get him too excited"


EVENING COMMUTE - No, This is not going to end well....


TAGS: batman darth vader end well
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by blodisnut

NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 7:24 am
(SHRIEEEEEEEEEEEEK!) NNOT ONE OF US!!!
steve1961 - March 5, 2013, 12:35 pm
Cool. Darth Vader is my favorite villain in the Star Trek universe.
trek - March 5, 2013, 11:04 am
Use the Force, Anakin. Use the Force


SHE-KACHU - Oh, I definately choose you!


TAGS: pikachu pokemon ash misty team rocket cosplay cosplayers anime manga
Rating: 2.74/5

More motifakes by jalford

WillTurner - November 30, 2010, 8:09 am
it's a male, doesn't have the notch on its tail
LogicDude - July 31, 2009, 1:48 pm
Shocking!


PHILOSOPHY -


TAGS: life time woman beer answer question wrong german quote sexy girl cleavage dirndl oktoberfest
Rating: 3.92/5

More motifakes by giulio

Yorick - September 20, 2012, 1:06 am
Good one. 5 cheers for you. (or 5 prost!)
Hippopotosaurus - November 11, 2009, 9:32 pm
i'm in full agreement with this haha 5L's


QUOTE OF THE DAY: - "You can judge a man's true character by the way he treats his fellow animals." - Paul McCartney


TAGS: adolf hitler nazi germany third reich
Rating: 3.8/5

More motifakes by Megrez

EmilioDumphque - September 12, 2012, 12:50 am
None of which keeps McCartney from being a douche.
Cealdi - May 24, 2011, 12:43 am
Y'all are both wrong. He had his dog put down before he killed himself to save her from being tortured by the Russians... and he didn't hate cats; he was a total animal lover (not so much a people lover though apparently)... I love the poster!
DerOkkultist - March 25, 2011, 4:53 pm
Turns out he was wrong.
DerOkkultist - March 25, 2011, 4:52 pm
I hate to run around correcting people, but your wrong. While Hitler Hated cats he did not intentionally kill his dog. He was given cyanide capsules and stated because his doctor had left the country, that they were fake. To prove it he fed one to his dog
Cloudchaser - January 15, 2010, 12:51 am
A quote that's not applicable to Hitler because he hated cats and later had his dog and her puppies poisoned.


WOMEN - They don't want to hear a man's opinion They just want to hear their own In a deeper voice


TAGS: nagging woman
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by Sho

motifayk - July 5, 2013, 9:38 am
Let me proudly proclaim myself as the privileged 100th voter. 5ho.. is 5ho
Sho - January 29, 2012, 4:37 pm
Thx all
forseti - January 24, 2012, 1:58 am
LOL! Even my wife laughed! (in a deep voice of course) 5 lionesses
Reality Lord - January 19, 2012, 5:28 pm

agreed...this is good.
vulture - January 19, 2012, 5:08 pm
It can only have been a woman who didn't vote 5L for this!


SCOOBY DOO: THE ANIME - How f*cking cool would that be?


TAGS: scooby doo scooby doo anime manga series hanna barbera hanna barbera shaggy velma daphne
Rating: 3.82/5

More motifakes by jalford

falloutghoul - September 19, 2011, 8:49 am
Wardrobe change and we're good to go.
RandomShinigami4 - August 19, 2010, 6:35 pm
that would be AWESOME hell I'd watch that
Bartimaeus - August 16, 2010, 1:34 am
Does this yield any answers?
kaoruhikaru - March 20, 2010, 8:02 pm
omg it sooo much better love the new look
Woodywood03a - March 13, 2010, 9:28 pm
Oh my god NO!!!!!!!!!!!
Mr. Shiny - February 16, 2010, 2:21 am
Scooby-Doo kind of sucked before, now you awarding with crown of suckiness. Just a personal opinion of course.
MrBlack - February 8, 2010, 10:32 pm
Win and Awesome. Also go for the nerdy chicks. Cause under the clothes and glasses is a sex goddess.
lovely.angie - December 26, 2009, 3:43 am
lol that would be so awesome, i love it, and the funny part is that velma is always hotter than daphne.
Ceasar - October 26, 2009, 12:22 pm
who cares the version, velma is always hotter than daphne
Jaubrey - October 23, 2009, 5:24 pm
Scooby Doo, House, Mad Libs...they're all the same.
aaa - October 21, 2009, 6:35 pm
I like it here. VELMA IS HOT!!
Josh Phrite - October 15, 2009, 11:01 am
This would be fucking insane
Claire - October 11, 2009, 8:38 pm
No.
Jake Eagle - October 10, 2009, 10:02 pm
for the love of god, dont make this happen. freddy looks like a bitch from a generic JRPG with the stupid black uniform and shaggy looks twice as retarded as daphnie's jacket with the stupid black uniform. the dude with the sword looks cool though
tehsupercheez - September 27, 2009, 2:02 pm
this would be awesome!
Informator - September 17, 2009, 8:06 pm
*>.< and a scooby doo anime would be awesome too :o
Informator - September 17, 2009, 8:05 pm
i love scooby doo :o ive seen all of the old episodes, :D the new ones arent as good >.
peoplezmeat0000000001 - September 8, 2009, 7:51 pm
FAIL
Greasey435 - September 8, 2009, 7:50 pm
FAIL
LOLOLOL - September 8, 2009, 7:50 pm
ALL ABOARD THE FAIL TRAIN!!! Fail
LOLOLOL - September 6, 2009, 1:37 pm
This is so fail XD
LOLOLOL - September 6, 2009, 1:36 pm
I"M FUCKING SHITTING BRICKS HERE!!! XD
LOLOLOL - September 6, 2009, 1:36 pm
I"M FUCKING SHITTING BRICKS HERE!!! XD
Woodywood03a - September 5, 2009, 10:18 pm
Please lord, don't make this happen.
LOLOLOL - September 5, 2009, 10:15 pm
The comments are F U N N Y
mattb - August 4, 2009, 11:52 am
not f*cking cool at all
Fatt Matt - July 27, 2009, 11:53 am
Jesus christ, way to fuck up some of my favorite childhood memories...
HITMAN!219 - July 26, 2009, 8:46 pm
ID WATCH IT EVERYDAY RERUN OR NOT


LOL NAZI - Swastikas, they represent love, hate and lol!


TAGS: nazi lol swastika german hitler lol love hate
Rating: 2.83/5

More motifakes by SLee

forseti - April 2, 2010, 6:35 am
He cannot be serious! o.O


SEGWAY ROUGH RIDERS - Where is your Emperor-God now?!




PAIN -


TAGS: man holding his head in pain commi3
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

OmegaReaper - May 23, 2012, 8:37 am
Since when does mate in that centance mean wife? it means friend -.-
rodangol - January 14, 2012, 3:57 pm
A wife named Dave :)


EMO FAIL - You just did it, Sir.


TAGS: thewiceman emo fail fake blood
Rating: 3.53/5

More motifakes by TheWiceMan

MrBlack - April 18, 2010, 7:09 pm
The latter: "Save me, from wreaking my vengeance upon you, to killing more than I can tell! Burning now I bring you Hell!
MrBlack - April 18, 2010, 7:09 pm
Emo vs Metal is summed up best in the songs "Welcome to my Life" vs "Hell". The former: "You don't know what it's like to be like me".
BennyChick - April 4, 2010, 4:22 pm
the knife is upside down too
booger13 - November 4, 2009, 11:45 am
[ctd] bring me the horizon, FAB,deathcab, and everyother sissy sounding name out there . IMMORTAL,KFMDM,Murphys,Mayhem,Destruction,Satyricon. you will never see a band from the ABOVE wear EMO merch. UGH
booger13 - November 4, 2009, 11:42 am
id buy it if there was actual video =] of said knife going in and twisting around coming out the other side . @ all the metalheads , did we ever whine or bitch about our lives ? HELL FUCKING NO we carried a strong face because our pain made us stronger.
MrRandom - October 30, 2009, 5:46 pm
Which is why I listen to metal nowadays. Still full of energy and kicking ass compared to rock dominated by Fallout Boy.
manicbranic - October 30, 2009, 5:43 pm
god what happened to the days when rock n roll was the thundering pulse of a nation? Why is death cab for cutie more popular than wolfmother? when we descended into becoming neurotic little twits that think their emotions mean anything, I dont know...
mejes - October 25, 2009, 11:41 pm
Anyone else notice that the blade is facing out as well?
BriaHere - August 1, 2009, 7:06 pm
Same jokes twice gets old. I get it, you don't like me, but no need to criticise every single comment I make.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 1, 2009, 3:39 pm
I don't get it Bria, Can you explain it in more detail for me?
agdaniele - August 1, 2009, 3:37 pm
So, you got the meaning of the poster then, Bria?
BriaHere - August 1, 2009, 1:51 pm
Stupid kid, at least hide the bottled "blood" before you seek attention from ze interwebz.
Pori - July 31, 2009, 8:40 pm
OMG i get it!! the speaker is plugged into the sauce bottle!!


ROFLSTALIN - Little known cousin of ROFLMAO.


TAGS: mao stalin rofl lol roflstalin roflmao roflcopter lolerskates 1337 dr manhattan cousin
Rating: 3.41/5

More motifakes by Dr. Manhattan

Sean - January 13, 2009, 7:09 pm
P.S.: But on the other hand, Stalin's favorite Stooge was Shemp. So, wadda ya gonna do, eh? Take 'er easssss.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 13, 2009, 7:03 pm
Damn you Mao!!!! You probably even like the later episodes and series where they meet actual ghosts!! That's insanity, you commie bastards!! Scooby Doo used to be the greatest champion of reason over fear. Scrappy was a worthless punk.
Sean - January 13, 2009, 6:50 pm
True Story: The Sino-Soviet Split actually occured over the question of whether or not Scrappy-Doo completely ruined the Scooby-Doo Show. Turns out Mao actually liked Scrappy!?!


SIMPSONS DEATH NOTE - I'll take a Butterfinger... AND EAT IT!!!!!


TAGS: simpsons death note light yagami misa amane l ryuk butterfinger anime manga
Rating: 3.28/5

More motifakes by jalford

bugmenot - January 3, 2011, 6:03 pm
simpsons were yellow... this is definitely futurama death note
tehsupercheez - October 3, 2009, 12:07 am
JUST. FUCKING. EPIC.
Jesus - August 8, 2009, 12:09 am
This looks more like Futurama. Even though the same person draws them, the style is a little different. In the Simpsons, everyone has very big circle eyes and usually no eyelashes.
Nice! - July 25, 2009, 1:12 am
Ha, very amusing. I like it!


MAN'S BEST FRIEND -


TAGS: loyal dog man s best friend
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Brent4Christ

Kakashi09 - June 27, 2011, 1:48 am
Wilfred on FX is a pretty good show
Brent4Christ - June 24, 2011, 8:02 pm
That show looks stupid. I actually got the quote from "Marley & Me."
the1stCOMMI3 - June 23, 2011, 2:43 pm
this poster makes me want to see the new FX series "Wilfred" even more


DR MANHATTAN - Are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over — an analyst and a therapist. The world’s first analrapist.


TAGS: dr manhattan tobias funke analrapist arrested development tv blue man group
Rating: 3.24/5

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Pabbicus - September 11, 2009, 12:38 am
LOL Poor Tobias


BOYS & MEN -


TAGS: the most interesting man world
Rating: 4.79/5

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ArturiusMaxwell - August 31, 2011, 5:51 am
A woman worth sleeping with is not the same as a woman worth waking up to, and it is definetely different from a woman you want to live with! after all 2 of those three have to be paid and the other has to be lied to about the reciepts!
440wakeup - August 21, 2011, 5:48 pm
sensamil great avatar one with ano ther jedi licking it and getting his tongue frozen
Sensamilli - August 21, 2011, 4:19 am
I learn this a little more with every notch.


DOCTOR WHO IS BATMAN - Your argument is invalid.


TAGS: batman costume dr doctor who
Rating: 3.48/5

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Talisman - September 3, 2011, 11:38 am
Oh my god, that's freaking epic!


JEALOUSY - It takes advantage of the best of us




POOR LARRY - Going Cowboy seemed like a good idea at the time!


TAGS: fat woman skinny guy
Rating: 3.78/5

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DivineDragoon - January 17, 2011, 6:14 pm
Sex is like fractions, It's improper for the larger one to be on top.


GINGERS, TO ARMS!!! - After years of enduring abuse and slander, our time has come. The Revolution is at hand! Today: Britain, tomorrow: the world!


TAGS: redheads everywhere theres too many game over man game over
Rating: 2.76/5

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MashiMashi - February 29, 2012, 8:56 pm
All the gingers at my gym have exceptional and proportional racks, If the girls fat they're humongus, if the girls skinny they're big.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2009, 8:19 pm
Only the British care about Gingers....the rest of the world have better minorities too hate.......like Mexicans or albinos.
Woodywood03a - September 10, 2009, 7:50 pm
I love Red headed women. I would love to see a Red headed Japanese woman. Then I will say, "YES... THERE IS REALLY SOMEONE THAT LOVES ME!!!"
Jas - September 10, 2009, 6:58 pm
OMG those people are on fire! Help them!
rogueagent - September 10, 2009, 6:46 pm
I never understood why gingers got the abuse, I think red headed women are great.


WW2 - I knew there was a good reason why the Germans lost.


TAGS: ww2 germans hitler nazi churchill rock paper scissors
Rating: 3.83/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 4, 2015, 11:08 pm
By the way, my sister taught me that version, if you can believe. And the internet is represented by index finger on one hand going through the other index finger and thumb in an o sign because the internet is for pron, and of course religion is a cross.
nobodyofdistinction - September 4, 2015, 11:02 pm
Actually I play a version of paper rock scissors called "religion, the government, the internet". The internet kills religion, the government stifles the internet, and religion controls the government. And the government's gesture is a nazi salute.
DanteMars - November 3, 2010, 11:51 pm
5 lolz lions. IDk why, but as soon as i saw this i started laughing. Nice one.


PAGAN PACMAN - 'Wicca Wicca Wicca Wicca...'


TAGS: pac man pacman pagan game
Rating: 3.34/5

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__ - September 12, 2009, 2:39 pm
Hahahaha, I'm a Pagan and that's really super hilarious.
Player_Meyer - September 10, 2009, 10:35 am
I LOL'd
TheTrashHeap - July 29, 2009, 8:15 pm
yes it is
Hales; - June 21, 2009, 5:04 pm
Wow. This entertains me/offends me at the same time!
Da5id - November 5, 2008, 9:58 am
Such great use of "wicca wicca"... wow... great job.
... - July 11, 2008, 7:59 pm
Ghosts = Angels : Power Pill = Stars. Poor angels... There are SO many stars... ^_^
Dark Star - June 6, 2008, 1:48 am
*Is curious what the power pills and ghosts would do... * Om nom nom!
Pinky Malone - June 5, 2008, 1:47 am
Is. So. Funny.


BATBEAR - Na-Na-Na-Na Na-Na-Na-Na Na-Na-Na-Na Na-Na-Na-Na Batbear!


TAGS: batbear batman wtf bears
Rating: 4.67/5

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falloutghoul - November 22, 2011, 5:11 pm
Cubbybears new job!


MOOOO - "To laugh is human but to moo is bovine."




SUPER RETARD - He has the strength of regular superman on steroids and meth ... and the brains too.


TAGS: retards superman
Rating: 2.1/5

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Fuckyous - July 16, 2013, 5:36 pm
That's so not nice yous have no hearts


RED FORMANS WORDS OF WISDOM - "You don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you...is because you're a dumbass."




I WILL DO IT - I WILL TAKE THE RING INTO MORDOR


TAGS: mordor ring fat man
Rating: 2.48/5

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Mr. Shiny - November 22, 2010, 3:05 pm
This provided a short lived chuckle the first time I saw it.
5150monkeylove - November 22, 2010, 2:55 pm
he may have traditional Hobbit underwear on, but he doesn't look like one. 1L
culos - November 22, 2010, 2:02 pm
CTRL-C, CTRL-V, saw this on 3 different picdumps today. 1L


2 GIRLS 1 CUP - Batman just saw it


TAGS: 2 girls 1 cup batman scream
Rating: 3.32/5

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O.o - May 8, 2009, 5:36 am
WOW omfg that's funny as balls xS


WOOSA... - Before you get so pissed off that you start swinging a cactus around.


TAGS: anger management
Rating: 3.63/5

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CANADA - October 5, 2009, 1:30 pm
bad boys 2 rocked! 5 woosa's
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 12:18 pm
I understand your position though, Dre... I'm just grading on a bell-curve anymore.
DreMagnum - October 5, 2009, 11:53 am
Yeah, I guess it is better than probably any of mine so i cant really judge, if i could revote it might go up to a four as well.
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 10:56 am
It's not like it said "if you noticed the cactus, I have bad news for you..." or "this guy will kick your ass" - this one took talent.
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 10:55 am
Perhaps not top ten of all time, but incredibly good use of the picture... takes creativity to caption it this way.
MO - October 5, 2009, 10:04 am
"Who let the dogs out? Woot! Woot!" KER-BLAMO!!!!! Even the natives are sick of that damn song!!
Player_Meyer - October 5, 2009, 9:55 am
I have made some funny posters according to me and it stopped at 3.2 where as I have made some average rush jobs that have stopped at 3.7, it's just a matter of who is on and their opinions which I value of course. Thanks for the 3L lol
Player_Meyer - October 5, 2009, 9:51 am
or GHETTO-SMACK: When hitting the person who burned down your car anything will do.
DreMagnum - October 5, 2009, 9:51 am
Yeah, I did give it a 3, i just didnt think that it was a top ten or whatever poster.
Player_Meyer - October 5, 2009, 9:50 am
or... GHETTO-SMACK: Where everything and anything is a weapon.
Arrogant Knight - October 5, 2009, 9:47 am
The caption is actually... PRETTY good. Better than most of the sh*t that I have to reject everyday. Definitely one of the better posters. At least he's not doing the "Look what I found on the internet!" Airman move. Give him some credit for that.
Player_Meyer - October 5, 2009, 9:47 am
I could have said: "Dancing is always fun till someone canes you with a cactus" "3rd world version of a tequila shot" "He who removed Excalibur Cactus from the field shall be the new slumlord" But I kinda liked the Bad Boys reference. That's a nice fish
DreMagnum - October 5, 2009, 9:45 am
................I might
Player_Meyer - October 5, 2009, 9:43 am
Dre... so you regularly pick up a cactus in protest?
DreMagnum - October 5, 2009, 9:40 am
The picture is funny, the caption is not.
Arrogant Knight - October 5, 2009, 9:40 am
I find it funny. Just sayin'.
DreMagnum - October 5, 2009, 9:38 am
Um, its getting voted down because its not funny.
Player_Meyer - October 5, 2009, 9:23 am
Oh and TY...
Player_Meyer - October 5, 2009, 9:22 am
Haha... yeah I can't believe these votes... that's a freaking cactus being swung around in front of a burning car... lmao.. I'll just keep the comments up on this one to bump it so people later in the day can appreciate it's magnificence and splendor.
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 8:34 am
Oh... 5L, naturally.
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 8:34 am
Love it! But you can't release good motifakes for the a.m. shift... they're 1L votin' mo fo's. Now, I have to get back to 1L'n these crummy motifakes.


UNICORN BATMAN. - Your Argument is invalid.


TAGS: batman unicorn epic win
Rating: 2.94/5

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fascistfrenchman - June 26, 2012, 6:30 am
Definitely has that WTF factor :)


OCCUPY .................. -




SERIOUS TIMES -


TAGS: prissy ugmao airman emilio greeny
Rating: 4.89/5

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GaryO - January 16, 2013, 12:08 pm
See. There really are some fairly honest Baptist ministers. Bless his heart.
twill1962 - January 16, 2013, 10:55 am
I told this joke to a Baptist minister, he laughed and told me that it was fairly accurate.
koolkid - December 8, 2012, 10:44 pm
stereotypes.
MissPriss - November 27, 2012, 8:37 pm
Oh yeah...I gotta shot for you alright mao! I mean perfectly unknown person...5L Gary for putting me at the front of the line!
ughomer - November 16, 2012, 10:49 pm
And...Mormons leave their six wives out in the car while its running. 5L for the poster.
Sho - November 16, 2012, 10:05 am
Hahaha
GaryO - November 16, 2012, 9:45 am
Uh, it appears you may be SOL, as Prissy is ahead of you in the line…
maoworks2 - November 16, 2012, 9:36 am
I Got My Beer Where's My Shot ?
GaryO - November 16, 2012, 9:00 am
'Ice' r-i-i-i-i-i-i-ght
Greeny - November 16, 2012, 6:13 am
I just wanted Ice! I swear... er, promise!


WISDOM -


TAGS: wise man tells beautiful lies
Rating: 4.91/5

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steve1961 - March 3, 2013, 10:47 pm
I just tell my girlfriend how much I love our quiet time together...
stormXIII - March 3, 2013, 7:04 pm
ah ah ! I love when you just duckface !


A PHILOSOPHICAL PROBLEM - If a man speaks in the woods and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?




AND GOD PROMISED -




ON 2ND THOUGHT -




PHOTOGRAPHIC MEMORY - I never forget a face. But in your case, I'm willing to make an exception.


TAGS: funny ugly woman
Rating: 3.24/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 4, 2015, 10:58 pm
Actually I think I saw a youtube video of her being really upset about how people were putting pictures of her online and calling her the ugliest woman in the world. Don't say she's beautiful, that's patronizing, but it's not cool to mock her for it.
donottmesswithbullying12 - June 19, 2014, 4:36 pm
really mooooooooooooooooo your thinking about sex if no then sorry for sayin that! but what Kelly said is really really true you shouldn't be like that to people who got sick don't mess with my only cyber friend promise ya guys? ha?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 19, 2012, 1:28 pm
That's true, you guys shouldn't pick on her....she might have a nice body and paper bags are free. (it's the internet pal, grow a pair!)
kelly11lucile - January 19, 2012, 11:48 am
OMG WHOEVER MADE THIS IS SICK!!!! SHE'S A REAL PERSON, AND JUST BECAUSE SHE HAS A DISEASE THAT MAKES HER LOOK A LITTLE DIFFERENT DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN USE HER AS A PIN UP!!! SHE'S BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!! -_- CYBER BULLYING(EVEN INADVERTENTLY)IS IMMATURE. GROW UP!


PROBLEMS - Finally, it has been proven.


TAGS: women woman problems girls math fake
Rating: 2.71/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 4, 2015, 10:55 pm
As I said on the other one, there's also the little matter of taking the square root of the square, which is the same as taking the absolute value. This could just as well mean that women are the negative of problems.
Erecrottod - May 30, 2009, 4:42 am
Agree with ... Step 1 should be a +, not a x
... - March 4, 2009, 3:19 pm
Failed on step 1. Time and Money would be time + money. 5 and 3 equals 8, not 15. Learn your basic algebra next time pal.
Booyah - February 5, 2009, 3:20 am
Replace "Problems" with "Evil"
RIFF RAFF - January 21, 2009, 1:07 am
well done, though i'm doubting you're ever going to get laid after this.
Seb - December 22, 2008, 9:32 am
Nice comment.
aPauling - August 16, 2008, 3:00 pm
Jay-Z has done this equasion just shy of a hundred times and has yet to reach that conclusion.


DO THE MATH - It's hard to argue with logic... though she always manages to.


TAGS: woman problem math
Rating: 4.65/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 4, 2015, 10:51 pm
I have a better nitpick than that. You see, if you square something and take the square root, that's actually the same as taking the absolute value. So this could just as well mean that women are the negative of problems.
Cyberhagen - December 9, 2012, 12:32 pm
Gotta nitpick: there's a small logic flaw right at the outset: "...you need time **and** money" should be Time + Money, not Time x Money. Bzzt..! Other than that, love it.


MANLINESS - As If wearing the kilt wasn't manly enough, let's toss a 20 foot tall tree.


TAGS: kilted manliness caber tosser
Rating: 4.21/5

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tomyironmane - July 27, 2013, 10:58 am
"Ey, lookit is wee lil' cutie pointy stick. Nae lad, put down that Javvy-lynn and lemmie show you how a MAN does it."
Rick69 - February 20, 2012, 5:15 pm
"Fcuk yeah! Let's rip this tree apart. . . oh shizzle, it was a telephone line tower. . . Well, at least this won't make headLINES. . ." Ye5, my inner Scottish compelled me to make a random shiety joke that really has nothing much to do with Scots XD
Budog - February 20, 2012, 3:43 am
It is a kilt dammit! It is only a skirt if you wear underwear...
rachelhorses123 - February 19, 2012, 1:54 pm
Excuse me while I recover myself from falling off this sofa. Hilarious!


AND NOW I HAVE A HEART - :D :D :D :D


TAGS: heart tin man wizard oz
Rating: 3.15/5

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Sean - April 23, 2009, 12:33 am
Hey Krissie. You know who ALSO loves this one? Bulgy, that's who. So go take the Bulgy challenge.
Krissie - April 23, 2009, 12:02 am
I freakin LOVE this one!
Auda - September 30, 2008, 3:18 am
Can't wait to see what Scarecrow has done.
Agamemnon218 - August 28, 2008, 12:01 am
Awesome pic.


CORPSMAN UP... -


TAGS: corpsman navy soldier hero
Rating: 4.59/5

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raiben - October 18, 2010, 7:25 pm
Good job, i know the job too well, its mine.


TEAM ROCKET - Promoting transvestism since 1997.




WONDER WOMAN - Yeah, she's let herself go...just a bit.


TAGS: comics heroes woman
Rating: 3.9/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 4, 2015, 11:00 pm
Whoa. If that's Mimi's secret identity, I guess that makes Drew Carey Lois Lane.


Just one goal -


TAGS: homeless dog man unconditional love
Rating: 4.97/5

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GaryO - August 15, 2013, 9:24 pm
Heck, yer the one makin’ good posters. I’m just voting. Thank YOU! (y’oughta seen my first posters….wait…don’t)
chickenlittle - August 15, 2013, 9:14 pm
Thanks for the encouragement GaryO :)
GaryO - August 15, 2013, 8:55 pm
Old stuff, but the good stuff gets old. A good ol’ 5 goes here.


THE JOKER - Batman really, really, really hates him.




FUNNY THAT - Considering that +50% of "American" companies are actually owned by Germans


TAGS: america germany company owned
Rating: 2.05/5

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Nagori - August 11, 2010, 6:37 am
As of May 2010, China really does own 21.9% of the U.S. debt, with Japan at 19.8% -- according to the U.S. Treasury itself...... oops, America.
DotDotDot - February 1, 2009, 5:38 am
But only 17% of them are willing to admit it.
barockeva - January 11, 2009, 6:44 pm
46% of people know that.
SeanieG123 - October 14, 2008, 2:20 am
did you know that 72% of all statistics are made up on the spot?


ECOLOGY -




EVOLUTION - Can we go back?


TAGS: from man to pig humor
Rating: 4.48/5

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MissPriss - May 6, 2012, 5:53 pm
Couldn't we just skip the whole thing from steps 1 - 5? Going back means having to suffer through it all over again. The horror!


SO..YOUR GONNA HAVE A FOURSOME? - Uh, Good For You Dude...


TAGS: u da man
Rating: 4.13/5

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WALKING ON WATER -




WELCOME TO THE HANDYMAN'S CORNER - If it ain't broke, you're not tryin'.


TAGS: red green handyman duct tape
Rating: 4.8/5

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Bucketheadsdad - October 30, 2011, 12:00 pm
Quando omni flunkus moritati! When all else fails, play dead!
Arvantillian - October 17, 2011, 10:49 am
Red Green is my Hero!
rudeboy308 - October 12, 2011, 9:57 pm
I loved Red Green when I saw it on PBS. I still have his tag line in my head about duct tape as the handyman's secret weapon.


MEN OF THE 50'S - Pillars of sensitivity.




STOP VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN -


TAGS: love your woman dy2012
Rating: 4.62/5

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NickelinDimer - August 25, 2016, 12:16 pm
...And women seem to have the strength to bring that against them... yet, all to-often, sadly seem to lack the strength to prevent themselves from doing. Sexist? Yes... But how is it fair to keep my mouth shut, but for you to not do so?
soberjoe - October 17, 2012, 4:58 pm
Women are gifted with the strength to make sammichs not to complain about sammichs
TerrorAustralis - September 16, 2012, 1:26 pm
PROTIP for women: no matter how small you are, there will always be a man, within less than 10 miles, who is too skinny to beat you, and willing to have sex/relationship with you... being beaten is one of the perils of only dating muscle bound idiots.
Bolverk37782 - May 17, 2012, 5:10 am
Say that to a Feminist and you'll be contemplating the results from a hospital bed


Stress Mgmt -


TAGS: stress management pond waterfall serenity
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - October 22, 2013, 8:32 am
Been done. Still good though. Good composition, Demon. Welcome


UNNESSCARY ROUGHNESS - Wow...That Looks Really Uncomfortable...




THE TRUE MEANING OF LIFE -




TO ERR IS HUMAN - To blame it on someone else shows management potential


TAGS: err human blame management potential
Rating: 4.74/5

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Reality Lord - January 12, 2012, 5:33 pm

n1 dubog
Zetmonk - January 12, 2012, 8:45 am
Hah, nice! Very clever mister!


SUPER HUMAN -


TAGS: neil peart rush superhuman
Rating: 3.14/5

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diego - January 20, 2009, 12:16 pm
yeah! long live rush, and neil the best drummer on earth!


PERFECT HAIR FOREVER - I challenge you to a chopper duel! A CHOPPA DOOL!




ALL THAT AND WE'RE NOT AFRAID OF VACUUM CLEANERS -


TAGS: mankind earth king
Rating: 4.77/5

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mariand - August 18, 2012, 6:13 pm
I like to focus on perpetuation of the species...hehehe


BOREDOM -


TAGS: life time day human nature virtual escape reality friend waste facebook social network
Rating: 3.38/5

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Untamedfifty - October 15, 2009, 8:33 pm
hah i think i'd win
LogicDude - October 15, 2009, 6:38 pm
Best game of beer pong. Ever.


A REAL MAN -


TAGS: sexy confident woman
Rating: 4.77/5

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rerun - September 2, 2010, 6:54 pm

The Johnny Cash image makes it for me.
Reality Lord - September 2, 2010, 5:21 pm

lolz


CROSSROADS -


TAGS: bacon waffles its a natural greybeard bliss iceman
Rating: 4.59/5

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BeNiceToMe - February 8, 2012, 10:04 pm
well sir, if you bring in g55d bacon, it will get you all the youth that you want :)
Kilted - February 8, 2012, 1:53 pm
Youth so I have more time for the bacon one.
maoworks2 - February 8, 2012, 8:42 am
Bacon For Me Too.
Rhovanmark - February 8, 2012, 2:53 am
I'd take bacon and go out wit a Bang! prolly from my heart exploding,lol.


SUPERGIRL - Admit it. You'd burn down your own house Just to see those golden locks fly in and save you


TAGS: supergirl hot superman comics sexy
Rating: 4.45/5

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ryedinc - July 13, 2013, 9:06 pm
Lol, that's Enji Night, a Cosplayer. o.o
vilnius - September 21, 2012, 6:21 pm
that's a wig
Coombsy007 - March 13, 2012, 9:51 am
5L's
Weatherlawyer - January 11, 2012, 9:16 pm
Wot you can't spell fank you so you cheat and it upsets a mod an... ah fank it!
Luidavinci - December 16, 2011, 10:31 am
So, who is the model? Great poster! She's gorgeous.
rerun - November 24, 2011, 8:29 am

Kwaru, this is a satire site & comments like yours are not acceptable. One more and you are out. I hope this is very clear to you.
Kwaru - November 24, 2011, 2:56 am
I tried to look it up. Didn't find anything on it.
Kwaru - November 24, 2011, 2:50 am
Fuck you.
Maddness - November 21, 2011, 4:31 pm
oh god but imagine the s*x it would be dangerous... you would die from a crushed pelvis...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 21, 2011, 4:05 pm
That's a dude. look it up, his name is Kevin.
Cyberhagen - November 21, 2011, 2:37 pm
WOW - she's cute! I mean, really cute. In a serious way.
Hellraizer - November 21, 2011, 6:51 am
I definitely would... Anytime :)


WHAT ARE YOU, RETARDED? - He's the goddamn Batman.


TAGS: batman
Rating: 2.87/5

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Lloyd - December 12, 2008, 9:08 am
OK, I'm sorry OD... please don't smite me!
LogicDude - December 5, 2008, 7:58 am
Back in ought-seven we had to carve Motifakes onto each other's backs! Didn't have this hoity-toity interwebs like you young whippersnappers!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - December 5, 2008, 1:45 am
You should see my early work. I was young and naive earlier this year, too. :)
Overlord Douchebag - December 5, 2008, 12:21 am
Piss off. I was young and naive, barely two eons old.
Lloyd - December 5, 2008, 12:05 am
Douchebag, I never thought you would stoop to redundancy... even if this motifake is old.


DEATH BAKERY - Cake unites even mortal enemies.




OOOOOOHEHEHEHEHE -


TAGS: fido vodka sailer fat man
Rating: 4.16/5

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herowish6 - December 21, 2010, 5:14 pm
JUST what people need! some clappers a sailor hat and pure nakedness
GreyScorpion - March 18, 2010, 11:52 am
we know why you drink it fido
spacedog - March 17, 2010, 7:01 pm
5Ls
GreyScorpion - March 17, 2010, 4:53 pm
Face, I think you've capture the essence of Fido's birthday, perfectly. 5+L
Hasbunmb - March 17, 2010, 4:32 pm
LOL..... Jesus christ....


BEAR GRYLLS - The only person who is more badass is MAYBE Chuck Norris.


TAGS: bear grylls tv man versus wild man wild chuck norris
Rating: 2.95/5

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TheTrashHeap - June 22, 2009, 3:35 am
biggest problem i have with bear is that he teaches and therefore encourages people to take drastic steps when they should really just wait for help. Too much focus on travel not enough on survival
moooooooooooooooo - June 22, 2009, 2:28 am
Oh don't get me wrong. I'm watching the special with Will Ferrel right now. But when i put The things I've learned to practical use I ignore everything I have learned from Bear.
Arrogant Knight - June 22, 2009, 2:24 am
Mooo, you're right...But really, all that aside, it is still a pretty enjoyable show to watch.
mooooooooooooooooooooooo - June 22, 2009, 2:08 am
Also, Bear only started talking about his support crew after he got caught. In the first few seasons he never mentions them. Then suddenly, a disclaimer.
mooooooooooooooooo - June 22, 2009, 1:34 am
following his advice.
mooooooooooooooooo - June 22, 2009, 1:34 am
You have that backwards. Les films himself, the crew is always at least a kilometer away. And only there for safety/insurance reasons. look it up. "Teddy Bear Grylls" is a total fake. leading survivalists call his show "dangerous" and recommend against
Winston Price - June 22, 2009, 1:30 am
Guys, guys. Bear Grylls TELLS you he has a support crew, and they only help him in EXTREMELY bad conditions. Survivorman had a camera man become angry, so the man filmed survivor man checking in at a hotel with all his gear on. Survivor man is a REAL fake
Canuck - April 19, 2009, 1:45 pm
Moooo is right bear is a proven and admitted fake with a 4 man support crew not just the cameraman. It is fun to watch but lacks the reality of survivorman.
Cheeseman - April 19, 2009, 4:34 am
Malcolm Douglas, the bare foot bushmen, is a show from australia. he is the ultimate survivor. he runs around australia wearin nothin on his feet and living off everything the aboriginals taught him growing up. own he does.
HGCaboose - March 20, 2009, 11:01 pm
First of all, Canada sucks, and 2nd, even though all the shit he does is fake, its still fun to watch. Survivor Man #1
moooo - February 28, 2009, 2:58 am
if you watch the show carefully you can spot the bullshit. Les Stroud on survivorman is a way better survivalist. but in all honesty Ray Mears knows more than both of the put together x2. And my bias would be fot Les the Canadian. (Canada Rules Fuckers)
mooooo - February 28, 2009, 2:52 am
the show has already admitted to faking a lot of the survival situations thats why they have disclaimers now. also he admits to sleeping at resorts when the show claimed he was out in the wild for a week. I only watch now to see him get hurt.survivorman#1
Toussaint - February 16, 2009, 2:04 pm
He's no fake, this guy is great to watch.
Fredric T - December 15, 2008, 3:17 pm
He was a Combat Survival Instructor and Medic with 21 SAS until 1997
Euradushe - November 17, 2008, 2:46 pm
This guy claims to have been in the SAS but so have a lot of people. What is fact is he was caught staying in hotels when we was supposed to be 'roughing it'. To 'bitches' - SEALs are bad ass, they also bitch and moan more than any other SOF. Plus, they
Tanto - October 5, 2008, 1:06 am
Bear kicks ass. yes his camera man follows him but doest ever help him unless his life is in absolute peril. survivorman sucks he stays in one place and then gives up bear looks for trouble and has to find his way to help. and also his point his to help
Razor Eddie - September 25, 2008, 2:53 pm
Just a thought, because I'm not really sure, but wasn't Bear in the SAS? And why would he join the Navy, isn't he English? Your argument makes no sense. YOU LOSE SIR, GOOD DAY!
bitches - September 18, 2008, 7:31 pm
SEALS, do the shit he pretends to do when they are bored,,,,,,,,,bitches man, they suck dick too much
bitches - September 18, 2008, 7:30 pm
bullshit, his camera guy can follow him everywhere he goes, the guy from survivorman is better, fucking fake British bastard child motherfucking cuntsicle dicksucking lying mothwer fucker, and nooooooooooooooooooooooooo im not done, join the fucking navy
keiren - August 20, 2008, 4:09 am
Ex-Fucking-actly.


WAR - it's hell




A MAN'S BEST FRIEND -




AN EASIER WAY -


TAGS: snail slime doorknob iceman
Rating: 4.48/5

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ihavenothingtodowiththis - November 27, 2011, 1:17 am
Hey Chicka Bump Bump
champ99 - November 21, 2011, 11:17 am
5o much for that cup of coffee.
dbeatham - November 20, 2011, 12:04 pm
theres a door?
gas - November 19, 2011, 2:10 pm
OMG XD


DEADPOOL - For him, Death is just a 10-second inconvenience. (And an ex-girlfriend.)




DAYMAN (AAAAAAHHHHH!) - Fighter of the Nightman (aaaaaahhhhh!) Champion of the Sun! He's a master of Karate and Friendship for everyone!


TAGS: dayman nightman
Rating: 2.75/5

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GreyScorpion - February 3, 2010, 8:32 pm
87930
TheTrashHeap - February 3, 2010, 8:31 pm
WTF Man!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 3, 2010, 8:29 pm
Trash made almost this exact poster last week.
Fatt Matt - February 3, 2010, 2:05 pm
You got to pay the troll toll to get into this boy's hole


IRONY -


TAGS: perfect woman
Rating: 4.28/5

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ICEMAN - May 25, 2010, 8:13 pm
Nah, she's a brunette. Gimme a redhead & we'll talk.
Faceplant31 - May 25, 2010, 2:59 pm
ROR! Nice one.


HAS ANYONE SEEN DANE? - He's about this tall. Seen Dane?


TAGS: dane missing nazi skinhead hitler cartman
Rating: 3.14/5

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Monica - October 22, 2009, 6:04 am
Dumb blondes & skin heads


ANIME SUMMER - How otaku spend their vacation.


TAGS: summer beach otaku otakus anime manga fans fan fandom con cons conventions cosplay cosplayers cosplaying cosplayer
Rating: 2.5/5

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TheTrashHeap - July 26, 2009, 7:56 pm
This guy and Mikeipee should share the award for most posters made without any talent or humor. You realize that you are completely missing the point right?
Elder God Douchebag - July 26, 2009, 12:26 pm
How much do you suck, exactly, that you don't know when to f*cking quit?


FINALLY!!!!! - About f*cking time they kissed!


TAGS: ash ketchum misty pikachu pokemon anime manga kiss kissing
Rating: 3.23/5

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dayday13 - August 3, 2010, 9:48 am
i no rite?


IRONY -


TAGS: pacman drugs music games hammy
Rating: 4.79/5

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MonsterRaven3 - January 3, 2014, 9:51 pm
Well played sir.
Greeny - March 1, 2011, 8:08 pm
and posting things


MAN'S BEST FRIEND - Just not yours.




MORGAN FREEMAN - is not enjoying his cotton candy.




THE ANSWER MAN -


TAGS: man woman humor
Rating: 4.66/5

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Yorick - September 16, 2012, 2:32 pm
OMG. That got me laughing. Thx.
lgvernon - March 22, 2012, 6:56 pm

I had to remake this poster as I made an error on the forst one. So if you voted on the old one, please repost your vote here!~
lgvernon - March 22, 2012, 5:02 pm

LOL!~~It's good to laugh and try to keep things in perspective. Thanks!~
carebear - March 22, 2012, 4:47 pm
(carebear BANNED)
lgvernon - March 22, 2012, 11:33 am

No, this is a boxer named Peter Maher.
Preacher Man - March 22, 2012, 2:08 am
Is that the great John L. Sullivan?


RELIGION -


TAGS: religion man fish pray die
Rating: 4.36/5

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Airman - April 25, 2012, 3:35 pm
Philistines.. all of you!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2012, 2:42 pm
*your
crankyhead - April 25, 2012, 2:39 pm
I bet you are education level is more gooder than my are education level, anyway.
maoworks2 - April 25, 2012, 11:41 am
I Get In Shit What Ever I Say !
Airman - April 25, 2012, 11:23 am
I don't think I've ever seen the word Philistine used here before. Congrats Mao!!!
thewildprophet - April 25, 2012, 11:14 am
I have seen this happen.
thewildprophet - April 25, 2012, 11:14 am
What's you're education level?
thewildprophet - April 25, 2012, 11:11 am
Okay maoworks2 (that is a lie unless ma*s murder is work2) you are obliviously a philistine however what "good" thing did this inspire you to think?
thewildprophet - April 25, 2012, 11:10 am
Okay maoworks2 (that is a lie unless mass murder is work2) you are obliviously a philistine however what "good" thing did this inspire you to think?
Nissta - April 24, 2012, 7:24 pm
Or in my case I just go to work earn the money to pay for the fish AND then I give a prayer of thanks. It's not God that doesn't listen to prayers it's what you pray for that. I watch the shop and flat next to my place burn down all I prayed for was done.
maoworks2 - April 18, 2012, 7:46 am
Good One, Makes You Think 5L
CloudchaserS - April 18, 2012, 2:29 am
Metallica's The God That Failed goes great with this. It's about people who expect God to do everything for them with no effort on their part
GaryO - April 17, 2012, 10:28 pm
Amen brother Moooooooooooooooooo, amen
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 17, 2012, 9:38 pm
teach a man to fish and he'll spend his life savings on an outboard to drink beer in.
GaryO - April 17, 2012, 7:28 pm
Yeah, I do love a truism


TESLA - Some people where extraordinary, some where brilliant. He was Both.


TAGS: nikola tesla is tha man
Rating: 4.13/5

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destoo - June 28, 2011, 11:13 pm
I'd buy it without typos. (where --- were!)
kvash3154 - May 28, 2010, 3:34 pm
If hes not a "Legend" he should be.
JLBachs - March 22, 2010, 6:21 pm
Tesla - becuase Edison was a great businessman, not a great inventor.
Nand - March 18, 2010, 9:28 pm
Tesla. Epic.


MEANWHILE - At the Hall Of Justice.




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